| Subject: Odp: Maryland in Poland Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 11:39:17 +0100 Hello Friends Lets start exchange jokes. We will send to You jokes about Americans. Please send to Us jokes about Poles. We will publish such jokes - as a lesson... What do You think about it? Article about Marylanfd on the mail. Editor of Magazine Tomek Wisniewski Kurier Poranny Lipowa 19/21 15-666 Bialystok Poland Was translated by Anna Pyzewska An American flew from San Francisco to New York. After his long journey he is tired, he wanna have a rest. He is looking for a hotel, but everywhere he is told: "No places". First hotel, second, third, ... tenth. The same thing. At the end, he is finding a hotel, where there are free places, but... it's hotel only for Negros. Our tourist is coming back on the street, he is buying a boot polish. Then he is putting it on his face. And... he gets a room. At eight o'clock at the morning he is woken by the ring of the telephone. "You ordered to call at eight" - he is hearing. Morning-dress. But he can't clean the boot polish! He is taking a soap, boil water - nothing can help! The man is in panic, he is trying to scrape the polish boot with the pocket-knife... And? They woke up wrong man! |