Crofton Online: HHH and the New Puritans ask:
'Who did the President touch,
and where did he touch her?'
Illinois Republican insists on calling Monica to testify

As the Republican Impeachment Circus drags on, Hypocrite Henry Hyde (HHH) continued his relentless drive yesterday [January 26, 1999] to extend the Senate trial for months, while both sides call witnesses.

"Who did the President touch, and where did he touch her," HHH apparently intends to ask Monica Lewinsky and other high profile witnesses, who will be allowed only to point to the relevant body part. "We won't dignify with words what the President touched. Each witness will stand before the Senate and point in answer to the question."

"I'm sure that once the American people see the body part he touched, they will support the conviction and removal of William Jefferson Clinton," said a source close to New Puritan prosecutor Robert "Bob" Barr (Republican - Georgia).

Barr, who has himself committed adultery and perjury, is currently married to his third wife. Lead prosecutor HHH is also an admitted long term adulterer.

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